Rather Large Growl

It happens you know. A quiet place. You hope that you are alone when it happens though. Not today. I was in staff meeting... which I love and am very fortunate to be a part of. One member was discussing fairly serious issues... actually, it was just a sombering day the whole day and my stomach seemed to be amplified as if on microphone. GROWWWLLLLLL.... the long kind that tickles. It was great.

My roomate and I played "the game" tonight. For any HoneyRockers out there, you know what I am talking about. She claimed to beat me, but when we ended it was a tie, so my champion title has remained in tact... except for the unfortunate "Matt" game. I lost to him, it doesn't count. It is a great game. All you need is a table and a condiment. As you face your opponent from the opposite side of the table you slide the condiment from your side to the opponents side (hands off of course) and if the condiment ends with a bit of the container coming off of the table but is still on the table, your opponent has to eat the condiment. I recommend the use of tobasco, horseradish, pepper, dijon mustard and the like. I am reigning champion. I guess it is like cafeteria style carpet ball :-)

may your tables be protected from scratches caused by "the game"

the reigning champ