Milwaukee sucks and Elk are elusive at best.

Last summer my mom sent me some great earrings. They were great. That was redundant and repetitive. They were pewter Elk... dangly style. They would have been the perfect addition to my crazeeee holiday getup. However, I have misplaced them. Wierd, not really, not on its own. But, sadly I seem to have misplaced 3 pairs of earrings... the only ones that I wear. I have no idea what is wrong with me... in addition to the elk, I have lost my emerald earrings that I got for Christmas last year and my silver hoops which I suspect my sister has unbeknownst to her. Ok, the back fell off of one of the emerald ones and I lost it... I have one of them, but I am not a man of the 80s, so one earring does me no good. Sis, if you are reading, I think in the pocket of my duffle that you are holding for paint ransom is some jewelry... could you verify that for me. That would be great - thanks.

On a way sadder note of losing things... my good friend is being transferred to Milwaukee. Sure, I know, it looks great on Laverne and Shirley. Oh, to work in a brewery. Sadly that is not her job. Even if it were, Milwaukee is not here. This is a way bigger loss than those great Elk
danglies. So to the city that steals my friend... I say- JERK! To the elusive abyss that has taken my elk and hoops and emerald... I say - I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU!

May you find all that you seek.
Peace and Elk.

Kerma