So about 10 days ago, I bought a fish - a female Beta. She was Ruby. She died. So yesterday I bought a male Beta. He is Rubert. He has not died. I also bought a snail to keep the tank cleaner. The snails name is Slurp. I wanted to name him Suck, but that seemed a bit demeening. Why the fish all of the sudden, you ask? That goes back to my dear friend Jess who, 10 days ago, told me of her unfortunate pet fish mishap. Here is how the story goes...
She was cleaning the fish's bowl (it had no name) and put it in a cereal bowl on the counter while she conditioned the new water in the fish bowl and let it get to room temperature. When she returned an hour or whatever later, the fish was not longer in the cereal bowl. Perplexed, she checked everywhere: the floor, the counter..... the bottom of her shoew (yuck). The unnamed fish was nowhere to be found. Until she realized that the cereal bowl was somewhat near the sink. And the sink had... yes, the sink had a garbage disposal in it. So... horrified, Jess found a flashlight and shined it into the could be cold metal fish grave. And there it was... the fish. So she ran water down into the disposal and the fish started splashing around. He's Alive!!! Well the next half an hour was spent fishing (haha) for the fish. She eventually was able to pull him out wedged between a plastic spoon and a not quite disposaled piece of celery. Jess returned him to his home and watched hopefully as he would sink to the bottom then swim to the top repeatedly. In the morning, he was no longer with us.
This story, while tragic, would not be so odd if you had never heard Jessica's previous animals in wierd places in the apartment stories. My favorite of course is that one morning (after using the bathroom) she was getting ready to go to work. SHe heard a splashing in the toilet. So, Jess flushed it. More splashing. So she took the handle end of the plunger and just slightly lifted the lid... a giant black wing shot out of the toilet. Yes, a giant black bird was in her toilet. How it got there is a mystery today... was it there before she went to the bathroom, noone knows. She called maintenance and they got it out. Great story.